I came across this site today which lists a bunch of funny team names (including links to their respective sites). I’m listing the names below, but if you want the links, go to his site. The guy must be from Wisconsin or just obsessed with Wisconsin, because I see a lot of references to our state on here.
The Hoopeston Cornjerkers
The Freeport Pretzels
Butte Pirates
The Effingham Flaming Hearts
Fisher Bunnies
Kaukauna Galloping Ghosts
The Cobden Appleknockers
Appleton West Terrors vs. Appleton East Patriots
Yuma High School Criminals
Blue Hens, University of Delaware
Hickman Kewpies
Union Laguna Cotton Pickers
Lewisville Texas Fighting Farmers
Tillamook Cheesemakers
ALTONA MAROONS
Scottsdale (Arizona) Community College Fighting Artichoke
Seaman High School vs. The Topeka High Trojans
Richland High School Bombers
Watersmeet High School Nimrods
William College Purple Cows
UCSC Banana Slugs
Poca High School Dots
Chinook High School Sugar Beeters
Winters High School Blizzards
Rhinelander High School Hodags
Virginia Tech Hokies
Washburn University Ichabods
What’s your favorite?
Seaman vs Trojans…classic!!! I think this guy has a lot of time on his hands to be able to compile this list.
Comment by Tim — 1/18/2007 @ 9:01 am
I knew a guy in high school whose last name was Seaman….yeah….he must have been teased
Comment by Bonnie — 1/18/2007 @ 1:32 pm
I wanna meet a fighting Artichoke!!! Can anyone introduce me to one?
Comment by Tulsa — 1/19/2007 @ 7:50 am
i think your site sucks ass.
Comment by edward sett — 4/11/2007 @ 9:07 am
the best team name by far is: “Off on our team mates”….
If you ever get beat, the other teams will never brag “we just beat….
Comment by JIMMY JONES — 4/13/2007 @ 1:31 pm
we will be bricklayers.
Comment by dunman high softball — 5/2/2007 @ 7:16 am
the cunts
Comment by Ben J Bowen — 5/21/2007 @ 6:09 am
Huh. I’m not familiar with that one, Ben.
Comment by Tara — 5/21/2007 @ 12:14 pm
I live right near poca high school. I dont go there but know people that do. they call themselve the poca dots.
Comment by eric — 8/3/2007 @ 5:44 am
My girlfriend is a rhinelander hodag! Its a mythical lizard that only eats white bulldogs. LOL http://members.aol.com/joviko/hodag.html
Comment by jim — 8/20/2007 @ 2:27 pm
Haha! I think this site *COULD* be funnnier, but theres sume dwn right *HILARIOUS* ones on here, i wouldn’t wanna be one of them!
Comment by *danyy* — 11/9/2007 @ 10:13 am
ah ive seen better team names. I cant decide between the spider pigs, red hot oompa loompas, or the man-eating squirrels… hmm…
Comment by person — 11/19/2007 @ 6:06 pm
I came across http://www.teamnames.net/ which seems cool for team names if you are struggling to find a cool one! They have a random name generator on there too.
Comment by John — 1/3/2008 @ 12:35 am