A friend of mine forwarded me an email that they received from another friend of theirs, and I just had to post it. Doesn’t this sound vaguely familiar to Frank the Tank in Old School? And I have confirmed that the writer of this email wasn’t joking nor was he quoting Old School. (Names and locations have been changed to protect the Frank-impostor)

We’re getting up pretty early on Saturday, and kind of have a nice little
day planned out. We’re going to WalMart or Kohls to get a few gifts, and we
might go to a few other places but I’m not sure if we’ll have enough time
since we’re going back to decorate my Christmas tree at home and then later
going to see a musical at the Baraboo Theatre Company early Saturday night.

What?!?!