Tara Needs…
I read about this on another website, so I thought I would give it a shot and see what happens. What you do is go to google, and type in your first name then the word “needs.” See what comes up. Here are the top 10 that came up when I typed in “Tara needs.”
1. Tara needs… to control her abandonment anxiety. (I didn’t even know I had that!)
2. Tara needs… Sinn Féin supporters for next week. (Yes I do. What is Sinn Féin anyway?)
3. Tara needs… volunteers helping with promotion. (I’m too cheap to pay)
4. Tara needs… to hoist those puppies up a bit. (What? They’re not big enough to need to hoise them!)
5. Tara needs… some Dove firming cream from the looks of these photos. (What photos?)
6. Tara needs… understand a lot more about Troy’s mysterious life. (I agree. Tr0y is so mysterious, I don’t even know who he is!)
7. Tara needs… to be in one place long enough to establish a trusting relationship with a good, interested, capable therapist. (Who thinks I need a therapist??)
8. Tara needs… a drink! (AMEN!)
9. Tara needs… no introduction to the readers of History Ireland. (You hear that, Harrington??)
10. Tara needs… Madge’s pilate sex toy. (I had no idea there were sex toys for pilates!)
Try out your name and let me know some of the funny ones that come up for you!
I found two worth posting.
1. Kim needs a pee
2. Kim needs independent strategic leverage against China and Russia
I think in that order.
Comment by Kim — 12/15/2005 @ 1:16 pm
Some of my favorites:
1. Christy “needs to breed, breed, breed, breed”
2. Christy needs to start her mouth care…
3. Christy needs a sheltie to boss the deerhounds around
4. Christy needs rare foodstuff to make powerful belching
5. Christy needs to stick to non-wrestlers!
Comment by Christy R. — 12/15/2005 @ 6:48 pm
Top Three:
Matt Needs Help
Matt Needs to not play every little blog game that comes along.
Matt Needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles in his shorts.
Sin Fein is the political wing of the IRA. Way to be active in Irish politics Tara!
Comment by Other Matt — 12/15/2005 @ 7:16 pm
On the first page:
Tulsa needs your help
Tulsa needs a childrens museum
Tulsa needs tools for preservation
Tulsa needs this with Boise State, Nevada and Rice ahead.
Tulsa needs the money for operating budget increases.
Tulsa Needs Will Come First
Comment by Tulsa — 12/15/2005 @ 10:13 pm
Ha ha. This is a good one, T. These were my faves…..
Erica needs all the help and all the heroes she can get.
Erica needs a story that doesn’t involve her screaming or threatening people.
Erica needs to come home.
Erica needs a girl.
Erica needs a wheelchair to get around her College Hill home and her school.
Erica needs to travel to England to recover gold owed her family and restore the family’s good name.
Erica needs to be in a much better place.
Erica needs to get the fuck out of the picture. her pale ass ruins the whole pic
Comment by e — 12/16/2005 @ 12:30 am
Shawn needs a haircut and an attitude adjustment
Shawn needs to get more pants
Shawn needs to go off canvas, permanently!
Shawn needs no introduction
Shawn needs a family where he can be well- supervised
Shawn needs sleep… badly.
shawn needs to go find his meth addicted mother who’s
probably sucking off 5 guys at once at the hip-hop bar
Shawn needs reminders about good eating habits
Shawn needs to make a huge deal about the maintenance man coming
in the apartment without approval
Shawn needs to realize that there are many thousands of
people here, most who don’t practice cheap character assassination
Shawn needs help and counseling. Not time in prison with hardened criminals
Shawn needs to slow down, lest he burn too brightly
Shawn needs to be taught that as the last remaining pretty person, by classic survivor
rules, he has to become the slave boy of the majority alliance
Shawn needs to first get a haircut and then drop dead
I guess i would have to agree with the lot……
Comment by Urban — 12/16/2005 @ 9:19 am
Jonny Hammer faired a little better….
Jon needs some depakote
Jon needs help
Jon needs Windows XP Professional Guide to Remote Assistance (who doesn’t really?)
Jon needs Right Wing News (I’ll just watch “fair and balanced reporting” on Fox)
Jonny Hammer needs cheap thrills
Jonny Hammer needs Norwegian hanggliding
Jonny Hammer needs Digital Friends For Jesus (I don’t think so…)
Comment by Jon — 12/16/2005 @ 9:21 am
Ken Needs a Hug and Some New Windchimes
Ken needs a new cleaning lady.
Ken needs to follow up with SMETE
Ken needs to blog.
Comment by Heraldblog — 12/16/2005 @ 2:01 pm
i thought your name was heraldblog. no?
Comment by Neill — 12/16/2005 @ 3:24 pm
Amanda needs a mom in her corner with lots of time and attention to give to her.
Amanda Needs You to Map Yourself
Amanda needs a wise friend to tell her that this too shall pass
Amanda needs to rebuild her life
Amanda’s needs are my special needs.
These are definitely not sounding too positive..i think i need help!!
Comment by Amanda — 12/16/2005 @ 6:23 pm
Tim needs petitions collected by the end of February
Tim needs your help
tim needs a new laptop
Tim needs a good girlfriend (HAHA!)
Tim needs an MP3 player for the elderly
Tim needs drinking buddies
Tim needs is a patch into the main or house system
Comment by Tim — 12/19/2005 @ 10:15 am
That’s right, Neill. I am Heraldblog.
Comment by Heraldblog — 12/19/2005 @ 6:37 pm
haha…thats cool…im Tara too…so i guess the same as the first one.
Comment by Tara — 7/10/2006 @ 5:01 am
hey i’m a Tara! GO THA TARA’S!!! Anyway, here’s some more….
Tara needs a new nose thanks to cocaine
Tara needs a new home
Tara needs to keep her clothes on
Tara needs to accept that noone is self-sufficent all of the time
Tara needs somewhere quite to recuperate
Comment by Tara — 8/6/2006 @ 2:20 am
the taras will unite!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Tara — 9/9/2006 @ 1:41 pm
I just managed to fall upon this website. Let’s see how many Tara’s can come to this page. Love your name by the way. Tara!
Comment by Tara — 10/17/2006 @ 9:11 am
I’m another Tara! Here’s to the best name in the world!!!!!
Comment by Tara — 10/28/2006 @ 7:45 pm
wow!!!!
i neva realised there were so many of us taras
Comment by tara — 11/4/2006 @ 8:46 am
rock on…another one here…and I got Tara needs to keep her clothes on…lol…
Comment by Tara — 11/12/2006 @ 6:54 pm
Tara’s shall rule the world!!!!!
Comment by Tara — 11/14/2006 @ 12:24 pm
i’m another one… just for the record.
found this page through a myspace bulletin - doing the same “tara needs” thing, your page comes up first.
Comment by tara — 11/20/2006 @ 9:18 am
haha, another Tara here
Comment by Tara — 11/22/2006 @ 10:44 pm
IM A TARA!!! AND WE ARE THE MOST ROCKIN_IST BITCHES EVER!!
Comment by TARA — 12/19/2006 @ 12:49 pm
I’m a tara too. I got this also from myspace. I found another one: Tara needs some dove firming cream ( now I thought that wasn’t nice) lol
Comment by Tara — 12/19/2006 @ 11:21 pm
ya i got this from myspace too. that thing that was like “tara needs”
wow there’s a lot of Tara’s!
im very surprised
this is pretty cool and yes, our name is the BEST in the world!
Comment by Tara — 12/31/2006 @ 4:07 pm
lol im a Tara i got this from myspace lol (wow we all get the same damn thing! lol) well some of them were insulting one time i types “Tara Needs” and a website came up about a guy who got a sex change i foundthat razy lol but its kinda fun! lol
TARA IS THE BEST NAME THERE IS ANYWHERE!!!!! lol ( i love my name)
Comment by Tara — 1/5/2007 @ 11:11 pm
i typed in tara needs and got…. tara needs anew nose job due to cocaine. wow!
Comment by tara — 1/7/2007 @ 10:31 am
What is better than an entire page dedicated to Taras’?
… (Nothing!)
Here’s to beautiful women!
T.
Comment by Tara Rava — 1/8/2007 @ 1:56 am
oh my gosh…i’m tara too…wait i have a question…does everyone pronounce it the same? my name rhymes with sarah….how about ya’ll…
Comment by tara k — 1/16/2007 @ 10:20 pm
i’m a tara.
i ran into this, when i was doing a “tara needs” on google haha.
and for the one above me….i pronounce mine like yours. rhymes with sarah
Comment by tara — 1/24/2007 @ 10:46 pm
Yo, whats up home dawgs, my name’s Tara too. How cool is that, GGOOOOSSSHH…….. .. .. .. .hhh. Yay. I like my name it makes me feel heavy. =) Coz i eat too much i eat like fourteen burgers a day with 6 bottles of 2 litre coke and bourbon. yummys. Also i eat large cakes. about 5 a day. Mud cakes. Jenny craig is my mother but she can’t help me. She says that no guy would want a fat beast like me in their bed in the morning, but i like the way my arse spills over the seat when i sit down. its beautiful . =) You know one day iwas walking along and this little boy called me FAT, so i called him.. ERROL. HAHAHAHA do you love me? i do. coz i love my fat. i love it so much.. right now. i love it ALLLL……. mmmmmmmm….. yyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…….. f,dmg,nfjgnf jkg bfgb nlfnbiuftnixdr tlik wel, this concludes my life story, ill see yaz all round. (at maccas.. and kfc.. and hungry jacks.. and any other fast food outlets, coz ill always be there. Its like my second home.) CHEERS. BIG EARS. =) bye bye bye bye bye bye From… Tara… Fatty BOOMballaaa.
Comment by Tara — 2/15/2007 @ 8:31 pm
Yep, gotta love the name Tara. Heck, I’ll probably come back here just to read about more Taras! I pronounce mine
tar-a. Does not rhyme with sarah.
Comment by Tara — 2/28/2007 @ 8:18 pm
I’m a Tara rhymes with Sarah. This is great! We should start a club. I wonder if I am the oldest Tara - I’m 37 it was a pretty rare name when I was young. I also found this site playing the game. Now other than this the top ones are:
Tara needs help. (Well, hey don’t we all at some point)
All the proof Tara needs. (Excellent, I have a lot of questions.)
Tara needs a saraong. (No I don’t I have a lovely one that matches my bathing suit)
Tara needs just one good movie role. (I’m still waiting to be discovered so sure. . .)
and my favorite Tara needs a sex fix. (Geez it’s only Tuesday. . .)
Thanks Tara’s for this rare look into my name! Remember When we’re good we’re very good but when we are bad we’re better!(taken from Mae West)
Comment by Tara (me too!) — 3/6/2007 @ 1:25 pm
WOOT GO TARAS!
Comment by tara — 3/9/2007 @ 8:54 pm
Another Tara here! The name rocks!, and I only know 2 other Taras personally haha
Comment by Tara — 3/26/2007 @ 3:13 pm
my personal favorite in the top five search was “Tara needs a sarong”…it sure beats thinking that “Tara needs a new nose”….but the funniest thing of all, is that this site turns up when you search TARA NEEDS…..so. Tara needs a website filled with Tara needs….
Comment by tara — 3/28/2007 @ 12:09 am
Haha, I’m a tara.
i’ve definately done this before too,
only this time, the first “Tara needs”
Took me straight here.
Comment by Tara — 4/14/2007 @ 11:41 am
hey im tara omg these are soo cool i didnt know you could google your name then have this thing come up its soo sweet lol
Comment by Tara — 5/12/2007 @ 3:01 pm
I’m a Tara too - didn’t realize there were so many of us out there. Mine was Tara needs a therapist - LOL.
Take care!!
Comment by Tara — 6/1/2007 @ 8:29 am
woo-hoo i’m a tara too!!! rhymes with sarah… go taras!!!! but reading this whole page made the name “tara” sound really strange….
Comment by tara — 6/1/2007 @ 9:49 am
I just did that Tara needs… and found the following…
Tara needs… to be in one place long enough to establish a trusting relationship with a good, interested, capable therapist.
It also took me to your site. Funny.
Comment by Tara S. — 6/14/2007 @ 10:00 am
Hi! Another Tara here! Another Tara S. actually! Ditto for all that. LOL. I was on CafeMom.com when someone suggested the “Tara needs” thing. I like the keeping the clothes on and the new nose. We should start a Tara fan club…..
Comment by Tara! — 6/14/2007 @ 3:35 pm
My Name is tara and i hate it!!!!!
Comment by Tara R — 6/17/2007 @ 7:04 pm
THIS WORLD IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND TARA ARE THE BEST AMOUNG THEM ALL!!!!
Tara needs… to be in one place long enough to establish a trusting relationship with a good, interested, capable therapist. (Who thinks I need a therapist??)
THIS ONE HIT IT RIGHT ON THE TARGET….I AM 27 YRS OLD
Comment by TARA — 6/17/2007 @ 7:32 pm
Another Tara right here! LOL, yea, we rock, and we know it!
Tara needs… to be in one place long enough to establish a trusting relationship with a good, interested, capable therapist.
My family would agree with that lol
Comment by Tara — 6/21/2007 @ 2:47 pm
Tara needs a summer job!
Comment by Tara — 6/26/2007 @ 2:27 pm
Here’s another Tara!!!
Comment by Tara Michelle — 8/7/2007 @ 9:58 pm
I need a hug from the one i luv
Comment by tara — 11/19/2007 @ 6:47 pm
hey its tara omg this is so weird some of these lines are kinda offensive but there is not much that we can do hey taras i love this site but i hate this site if any taras need a talking to or need help just write me a letter at pass-08@hotmail.com and i will give you good answers they call me the helper person just hit me up and i will solve everything even guys if they need it ok
love yea pce out
tara
Comment by Tara — 11/28/2007 @ 6:50 pm
Hey Im of course a Tara like everyone else here! ha. But it came up to this website but the second one said “Tara needs to keep her clothes on” lol
Comment by Tara — 12/1/2007 @ 2:23 pm
hey my name is tara pfeifer! i was just googling my name and up pops this website with the exact same name as me!! that is soooo cool!
Comment by also tara pfeifer — 12/12/2007 @ 6:36 am
my names tara to and i got this website from myspace to and i got the tara needs to put clothes on
Comment by Tara — 1/21/2008 @ 6:30 am
My name is Tara. I love my name. It’s irish and so am I. Mine is pronounced like Sarah, too but some of my friends call me Tar-ah. hehe
Comment by tara — 1/28/2008 @ 2:50 pm
Hey.. I’m a Tara as well! I pronounce it like tah-ruh.. but some people call me the name that rhymes with Sarah. This is really weird seeing all this, it makes the name sound weird.. lol. And actually I know 2 Tara Pfeifer’s.. I wonder if whoever is running this site is either of them? ha. Anyway I also found this through the game on myspace.. when I googled ‘tara needs’ this was the first site to come up.
Comment by Tara Nicole — 2/21/2008 @ 10:29 am