12/6/2005

Oops–I didn’t Mean to Do That

Filed under: What's Wrong With These People? — Tara @ 8:43 pm

This is just Gross.

Woman Says Boss Ejaculated On Her On Her Second Day On The Job

HOUSTON (CN) – Jorge E. Garcia Jr., of JEG Advertising, on Texas Avenue in Houston, ejaculated on a young woman as she worked at her desk on her second day with the company, the woman claims in Harris County
Court. “Plaintiff was sitting at her desk doing the work she was given earlier that day when Mr. Garcia came up behind her,” the complaint states. “He asked (the plaintiff) to turn around, and when she did, Defendant roceeded to ejaculate onto her and her clothing. Mr. Garcia apologized and stated that he did not mean to do that.” Plaintiff, represented by Ken Bigham Jr. of Schulenberg, Texas, seeks damages for assault and battery and intentional infliction of distress.

Oops. Seriously. How is that an accident? How do you not mean to come up to someone and ejaculate on them? Maybe the question should be, what kind of office is this lady working in?

Yuck.

4 Comments »

  1. Too bad his middle initial isn’t A. That would be fitting :)

    Comment by Tim — 12/8/2005 @ 12:33 pm

  2. I think that in Texas, that type of behavior is not allowed until at least three weeks on the job.

    Comment by Heraldblog — 12/8/2005 @ 9:18 pm

  3. OK folks-I have a problem with a woman who is in her 30’s (presumably… in this day and age, not a babe in the woods) who waits 20 days to go to the police and cry foul. TWENTY DAYS is a lonnnnnnnggggggg time to be offended and not go personally to the police or speak of the offense to her closest friend(s) & most probably have one of them report the horrific deed if she couldn’t bring herself to do it. I am just an outsider looking in but ….the offense occured 9/9/05…Police report shoulda/woulda/coulda been dated 9/9 or 9/10 at the latest. Not 9/29! Why didn’t she run out screaming bloody murder right then and there? I am older than 30 but I remember when I WAS 30, and I tell you what….this man would have had a very hard time ever taking a leak again if this ‘alleged crime’ had ever been done to me at that age or any age! Being in an office and at her desk during the alleged assaut, she shoulda stapled his scrotum to his upper lip, called the cops & let him explain why he had his mouth full of nuts….Something just doesn’t sound right with the timeline…..so guess I have reasonable doubt. signed, Suspicious in Portland

    Comment by Linda — 12/13/2005 @ 6:12 pm

  4. That’s the trouble with jobs theses days. “easy come, easy go”

    Comment by Ron — 1/17/2006 @ 2:40 pm

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