11/28/2005

‘12 Days of Christmas’ A Little Pricy

Filed under: Plain Ol' Funny Stuff — Tara @ 11:13 pm

I heard about this on the radio today… PNC Advisors has charted the cost of the gifts laid out in the song “The 12 Days of Christmas” for the last 21 years. I found this interesting. Here is the chart:

Item Cost Per Item Total Cost % Increase
1 Partridge in a Pear Tree $104.99 $104.99 12.9%
2 Turtle Doves $20.00 $40.00 0.0%
3 French Hens $15.00 $45.00 3.7%
4 Calling Birds $99.99 $399.96 1.0%
5 Golden Rings $65.00 $325.00 27.5%
6 Geese-a-Laying $50.00 $300.00 42.9%
7 Swans-a-Swimming $600.00 $4,200.00 20.0%
8 Maids-a-Milking $5.15 $41.20 0.0%
9 Ladies Dancing $508.46 $4576.14 4.0%
10 Lords-a-Leaping $403.91 $4,039.08 0.0%
11 Pipers Piping $186.65 $2,053.20 0.0%
12 Drummers Drumming $185.36 $2,224.30 0.0%

The funny thing about this, is that prices are going up because of Modern-day stuff. Things like the avian flu or higher energy and gold prices cause the prices on this stuff to rise. For instance, the threat of the avian flu has restricted the international shipment of birds, thus preventing the purchase of three French hens from France. Put on top of that the cost of fuel being more this year than last year, and the cost to ship the birds is more overall as well.

You can check out the rest of the article yourself by clicking here. I’m thinking those 9 ladies dancing are charging a BIT too much. Thoughts?

5 Comments »

  1. Those maids sure work cheap! They should take up dancing, much more profitable.

    Comment by Kim — 11/29/2005 @ 9:15 am

  2. Perhaps the question should be, what kind of dancing to those ladies do?

    Comment by Kim — 11/29/2005 @ 9:17 am

  3. 8 Maids-a-Milking… Looks as though the cows aren’t included!
    What a ripoff! hahaha!

    Comment by Bonnie — 11/29/2005 @ 11:58 am

  4. Pretty reasonable for a lap dance, I’d say.

    Comment by Heradblog — 11/30/2005 @ 1:41 pm

  5. Hmmm… So.. 7 Swans a swimming at $600 a shot
    thats gotta be a pair which means you get 14 birds
    pooping on your back porch!!!

    Comment by Tulsa — 12/5/2005 @ 11:14 pm

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