Dude, she’s already dead!!
Here’s a headline to grab your attention:
Dead woman shot in casket, mourners flee
I initially got a good chuckle out of it because, duh, she’s already dead. Why shoot her again?
After reading the story though, it turns out the bullet was a stray bullet from some gang fight in a slum next to the cemetary.
“This is just too sad. My God, to get shot after death,” Extra tabloid newspaper quoted da Silva’s sister, Maria de Lourdes Pereira, as saying.
Hey de Lourdes. I’d rather be shot AFTER I’m dead than before. That would be sad. Getting shot after you’re dead is borderline funny…
A real Republican would be concerned about people being shot after death.
Comment by Heraldblog — 7/29/2005 @ 11:20 am