Last night we pulled out a good game versus the ahole Guerillas. We’ve played against Guerillas in past years and they have always been fun to play against. This is the same team that used to come to games complete with their own accordian “band” and had fun when they played. That’s not the same team they have this year. Last night, this spunky chick comes up to the plate when Tripp is pitching and here is the converstion:

CHICK: I am going to knock the fuck out of this ball right at you.

TRIPP: You going to what?

CHICK: I am going to stick the bat up your ass. I’ll take you out back after the game

TRIPP: How much you cost?

Then the ump stepped in and told us to play ball. Fair enough. But somewhere in there, the chick also called Tripp an anorexic. What?? Nice come back. For f’s sake, it’s a co-ed softball league. These are the leagues that come together to have fun and to go out to the bar afterwards. Not to start picking fights with the other team for no reason.

The funny thing is, TRIPP didn’t even say anything to her before that! In fact, we hadn’t said a word to this team before she came up to bat. Obviously, she didn’t like losing and felt the need to take it out on Tripp.

Makes the win even sweeter though. Anywho… here are the stats.

To date this year, TRIPP is somehow leading the team is RBIs with 19. Don’t ask me how…