The Vikings and Packers have had two very different offseasons. The Packers have received word from their hall-of-fame quarterback that he will be returning for another season. At the same time, we’ve lost Darren Sharper and who knows if Javon Walker will stop being a jag and end his holdout. On top of all of that, our draft was less than stellar. Sure, we picked up some decent guys, including Aaron Rodgers, but we didn’t address our needs like, oh, maybe a defensive end?

The Vikings on the other hand unloaded their program receiver in Randy Moss. They had an AWESOME offseason in general, adding new talent like linebacker Napoleon Harris, cornerback Fred Smoot, wide receiver Travis Taylor and quarterback Brad Johnson. They also added rookies Troy Williamson and Wisconsin’s own, Erasmus James.

It was beginning to look like the Vikings were the team to beat. And I’m not saying that they still won’t be, but it’s good to hear of their team members getting in some trouble…

“The Original Whizzinator”
No, I’m not talking about the gift I gave Tara Schmidt for her birthday where the naked man dispensed liqour out of his “member”…

The Original Whizzinator is a kit that Vikings running back Ontarrio Smith was caught with at an airport recently. I guess this thing is for making a clean urine test for drug tests and he was “bringing it to my brother.” Right. Coincidence that last season, Smith was suspended for four games after testing positive for marijuana. That was his second “strike” in the NFL’s substance-abuse program. A third “strike” would result in a yearlong suspension.

What do you think? Guilty as charged and another Viking in trouble with the law?