3/30/2005

Slap Your Irritating Co-Workers Day

Filed under: Plain Ol' Funny Stuff — Tara @ 9:42 am

I just got this forwarded to me today and thought I would pass it on to all of you so that you may adjust your schedules accordingly.

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

These are the rules you must follow:

  • You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
  • You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
  • You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
  • No weapons are allowed… other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
  • CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your “assault” must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupidass always messing up stuff!”
  • If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
  • Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…..and have a great day.

    4 Comments »

    1. I am very lucky, because, really– there is no one in my office that I want to slap today! (but thanks for the offer!) hopefully, no one would want to slap me….

      Comment by Bonnie — 3/30/2005 @ 1:36 pm

    2. This is awsome I’m gonna wear weighted gloves… and a helmut.

      Comment by Other Matt — 3/30/2005 @ 3:51 pm

    3. Ohhhhhhh…. look who sneaked in a url with his comments now….

      Comment by Tara — 3/30/2005 @ 4:15 pm

    4. NOW you tell me it was Slapping Day!

      Comment by Flyte44 — 3/30/2005 @ 9:13 pm

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