3/22/2005

Hogzilla is REAL!

Filed under: Plain Ol' Funny Stuff — Tara @ 8:10 am
Hogzilla is Real!

A while ago, I told everyone about Hogzilla, a 1,000-pound, 12-foot “hog” that was found in Georgia last summer. From the looks of the picture, it honestly looks like a fake–someone who had too much time on their hands to photoshop a gigantic beast and pass it around the internet.

Well, reports today came out that the picture and story are in fact, TRUE. A documentary that just came out showed people donning biohazard suits to exhume the behemoth’s smelly remains. The experts estimated Hogzilla was probably only 7 1/2 to 8 feet long, and weighed about 800 pounds.

This town where Hogzilla was found is taking things a bit far though.

Despite the dispute, this town 180 miles south of Atlanta has already adopted Hogzilla as its own. It went with a Hogzilla theme for its fall festival, with a parade featuring a Hogzilla princess, children in pink pig outfits and a float carrying a Hogzilla replica.

Boy. Something to shoot for next year: HOGZILLA PRINCESS. Mom will be so proud…

3 Comments »

  1. just making a comment here to keep up the current pace of me being the only one that comments.

    Comment by Neill — 3/22/2005 @ 3:19 pm

  2. Reason #127 NOT to live in the south.

    Comment by Flyte44 — 3/22/2005 @ 6:43 pm

  3. MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Bacon!!!

    Comment by tulsa — 3/28/2005 @ 11:23 pm

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