Alright–for everyone from Wisconsin that gets annoyed with Illinois drivers, this is the ultimate satisfaction.

Headline from jsonline today:
Da speeders: Illinois pair cited 4 times in 1 day in Wisconsin

I won’t copy the entire article here, but basically, these people were pulled over FOUR times in just over three hours in Wisconsin over New Years this year. Speeding all 4 times (with a few seatbelt violations thrown in there) at speeds of 77, 84, 100, and 108 mph. Smart move, FIBs.

Ok, now I know that the police are a little more lenient in Illinois with speeding, because the majority of the time, you have to speed to keep up with traffic. But who in the world gets stopped FOUR times. Once, fine. Twice… maybe. Three times, no way. Four times, what the F is wrong with your head?? I’ve only been caught speeding ONCE and that was enough for me. But Four times… in ONE NIGHT. It just blows my mind. The guy, Piotr, isn’t even sorry about it. He says that in his native Poland, he’s been driving since he was 9 (he’s now 21).

NEWSFLASH for ya, Piotr: YOU’RE NOT IN POLAND ANYMORE.

To show how smart he really is, he then goes on to mention in the article that he just hopes that his parents don’t find out about the tickets, otherwise he’ll really be in trouble.

“”My father kicked my ass” after the first ticket, “so I can’t tell him about this stuff in Wisconsin,” Pac said.

Well, sure, Piotr. That’s why it makes sense that you go out and agree to interview for an article for a NEWSPAPER, with your first quote being “I’m Famous!”

We’ll see how famous you are in a few days when your father kicks your ass after these next 4 tickets. High fives all around, Piotr.