I figured tonight was a pretty nice night to go out while it was snowing and take a look at all the beautiful decorations that the rich people on Lake Drive had up on their houses. I drove from the Milwaukee Art Museum all the way up to Whitefish Bay, and man, was I disappointed. You would think that if you were rich, you could have someone put up your lights FOR YOU if you didn’t want to do it yourself.

What did I see though? Nothing but spotlights showing off their big, rich houses. Shame on you people. I’m willing to give you a free pass for a few weeks though. I understand it’s only 11/30. But, if I drive by there on 12/15 and you still have your pathetic lights up, I’m going to do something. Suggestions as to what?

HUMBUG!