Dateline: Red Bank, Tennessee….

Women Allege Boss Spanked Them for Errors

Two young women complained to police that they were spanked by their 57-year-old employer for mistakes on the job, and the boss now faces criminal charges.

One of the women told police that on her first day at the Tasty Flavors Sno Biz, before any spanking, owner Paul Eugene Levengood made her sign a statement that said: “I give Gene permission to bust my behind any way he sees fit.”

Ok–right away, wouldn’t signing something like this be a sort wakeup call that SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT?? But then I read this, which I think is complete bs…

“Police Sgt. Jay LaMance said the two 19-year-old women likely accepted the spankings instead of leaving immediately because they were “brought up to respect anybody who is an authority figure.”

These are 19-year old girls. They probably have had sex, smoked pot a few times, and drank themselves silly. I think they should have enough brains to know that you don’t have to respect an “authority figure” like this. Give me a break.

According to police documents, one of the women reported that on Oct. 30, her fourth day on the job, Levengood called her “into the back room of the store” after she forgot to put a banana in a smoothie drink.

She said that as punishment Levengood “bent her over his knee and spanked her behind 20 times.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure “banana” and “smoothie drink” are code for something else…