I came across a website on Dennis Miller the other night when I was looking for a live feed of the Monday Night Football game. I don’t know about you, but I really liked Dennis Miller on MNF. The comedic interludes were quite entertaining, and I was sorry to see him go.
This website though, talks about some of Dennis Miller’s best lines on MNF, and I thought I’d share some of my favorites below.
“Everybody’s worried about me using profanity - the only f-word I might say a lot this year is ‘Faulk.’”
“The new owner of the New York Jets is Woody Johnson. The New England Patriots have a second-year center named Damien Woody. So Al, as is often the case in life, what it’s probably gonna come down to is who has the better Woody.”
“Hey, I’m excited for halftime. We’ve got a midget league football game coming up. I think one of the teams is the Bengals.”
“You know Dan, Al and I went out in the Mall of America the other day at the piercing pagoda and we had our nipples pierced.”
Referring to Melissa Stark’s mispronunciation of the word success on one of her sideline reports: “Well, you know (Tony) Gonzalez doesn’t mind being 5-7 as long as he’s having a good year sexually.”
After Al outlined the playoff implications of the game in the second half: “Albeeno, you’re the only one with the brain capacity to suck all that in … I’m eating a hotdog and Dan is scratching himself.”
Anyone else miss Dennis Miller?