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NEWS FLASH: Paris Hilton Says Looks Don’t Matter Anymore

Awww… how noble of her. “Looks don’t matter anymore,” the 23-year-old hotel heiress-model-actres s said in the interview, set to air Wednesday. “It’s all about how nice they are. At this point, I want to find a guy who’s right for me. I want someone who’s going to treat me well and love me.” In some ways, sure, who doesn’t want that. But it all seems a little superficial to me. This is the same prissy chick that was afraid to get dirty on a farm or break a nail? Riiiiight.

In other news…

Patrick Deuel from Sioux Falls, SD has lost 321 pounds since June, down from his original 1,072 lbs. Patrick is a 42 year old single man, looking for Ms. Right.

Anyone else smell a match made in heaven?