So, news out of Germany today is that they have loud sex. SHOCKING!

I used to live in the Meadows Apartments in Waukesha, and I had this neighbor that lived upstairs from us. He is well-known in certain markets in the Milwaukee area because he is a pretty good player on the Milwaukee Wave soccer team. Anyway, he always seemed to have chicks over at his joint. In the summer, we’d all have our windows open, and man, you could hear them going at it. I can only imagine the cops showing up at his door…

“Excuse me sir, your sex is waking up your neighbors, can you please close your window and CONTINUE at a lower volume? Thank you.”

Funny to me that the cop asked him to CONTINUE. Guess everyone listening outside still wanted a show.