The Boss is Back
Today is a sad day at work.
My boss comes back from his month and a half vacation that he takes every summer. Since he’s left, we’ve moved offices, I’ve gotten a boob job, and I’ve grown to love my job. Actually, strike those last two.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get going so I can come up with a list of things to justify my job when he asks what I’ve done over the past month…