Rough Makeout
No, I am not going to tell you about my last rough makeout. That’s between me and Adam Duritz, so if you would mind your own business, that would be great.
What I will tell you about is this rough makeout session that happened last week in St. Paul, Minneapolis. Short of the story is that this lady bit off part of her boyfriend’s tongue while she was making out with him. Not just a little bit, but an inch and a half. What the f???
Here’s a great line from her:
“I guess I bit down too hard,” the woman told officers, explaining that she has been victimized by men.
Oh, Ok. You’ve been victimized by men, so why wouldn’t you chomp off part of his tongue? Good thing she wasn’t on her knees, this could have been really ugly….
i thought this happened like a month ago
Comment by Neill — 6/23/2004 @ 11:32 am
Story is dated last week. ???
Comment by Tara — 6/23/2004 @ 11:52 am
i must have been thinking about this article.
Comment by Neill — 6/23/2004 @ 1:37 pm